• Business man in Business suit yelling on phone: I USE MY GODDAMN WIFI AT HOME AND AT WORK. THE ONLY DATA I USE IS THE 15 MINUTES I HAVE IN TRANSIT. ON THE DAMN TRAIN.
  • Me - the only other person in the cafe: *Goddamn this sandwich, look at this hot bitch of a sandwich*
  • Business man: LOOK NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE AN IDIOT. FORGET IT. BYE. Fuck. Fucking useless company.
  • Me: ...*Hey sandwich: I love you*
  • Business man, trying to get my attention: HEY - are you with Telstra??? What phone company are you with
  • Me: Hey, Gordon Gecko - you have no idea how good this sandwich is - NO IDEA. And i'm not going to let you ruin this for one second.
  • Gordon Gecko: Excuse me??????
  • And then I just turned back to the sandwich, my crispy pork belly, chilli jam and aoili sandwich. And not a fuck was given on that day.

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